Addled Wannabe King Thinks He Has Power To Declare Winner In Election

Taking a break from his obsessive descriptions of the Reflecting Pool repairs and the ballroom construction, President Trump has demanded that incumbent Alaska Senator Dan Sullivan be declared the winner of the Alaska Senate race. According to the Washington Post,… Read moreAddled Wannabe King Thinks He Has Power To Declare Winner In Election

“I’ve already started to write my Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech”

In a bid to assure a Nobel Peace Prize, Trump plans to offer Vladimir Putin eastern Ukraine in exchange for Putin’s assurance that Russia will halt its attempts to annex the rest of Ukraine at least until 2029. According to… Read more“I’ve already started to write my Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech”