All this hand-wringing about whether the new Air Force One from Qatar is safe and tricked out with up-to-date defensive gizmos. . . . It’s silly, Mr. President. You don’t need to wait a month for it to be “maxed out,” whatever that means.
I mean, you just won the World Cup for goodness sake! I saw the photos of you with the Spanish team. Frankly, I was surprised because, from your recent statements, I thought you didn’t even like Spain.
Anyway, you got that lovely plane as a completely legal, no-ethical-questions gift from a country that appreciates you. (Remember the “u” that they left out of the name of their country is for Y-O-U.)
So, you should enjoy it. Starting now. Don’t worry about missiles or anything like that. Who would shoot missiles at you?
I think you should just get on it with a bunch of your best people and ride to your heart’s content. In other words, have fun!
If the press people are scaredy cats, they can take another flight.