Well, If We’re Going To Be Frank . . .

Yesterday, White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt defended Trump’s use of the word “piggy” in addressing a female member of the press corps on Air Force One last week. As the New York Times reported, Ms. Leavitt said, “I think everyone in this room should appreciate the frankness and the openness that you get from President Trump on a near-daily basis.”

Since Ms. Leavitt seems to appreciate frankness and openness, I would like to take this opportunity to frankly and openly state that Ms. Leavitt’s sole talents are an ability to lie unashamedly and kiss up to her deranged, demented, declining, and hideous boss. Whatever integrity she may once have had has been consumed by her spineless subservience to her unhinged master.

One day, Ms. Leavitt’s boss will be gone, and she’ll be remembered only as that pathetic blonde serial liar who wasn’t even particularly good at lying. She won’t even be in the top tier of awful Trump people. Instead, she’ll be remembered (if at all) as evil, but in a really mediocre way.