The Daily Beast has a report about new photographs showing extensive bruising on President Trump’s arms. The report described the bruising as “alarming.”
If I had the chance, I would tell the President this: “I am not alarmed about the bruising. I don’t think any of my friends or relatives are either. In fact, I would go so far as to say that 60-70% of my fellow Americans, and 100% of our Canadian neighbors, would not find the report alarming. I hope this allays whatever concerns you may have, Mr. President.”