Headlines! This is a post entitled “Headlines!” (I’m so meta.)

Here are a couple of headlines from the front page of February 27’s Washington Post, which I just bothered to look at today:

DOJ probing if Epstein tranche hid Trump claims

In a related story, the fox has started an investigation to determine who may have caused havoc in the chicken coop last night.

Beneath the fold was the following headline: “‘No chance’ U.S. will be in drawn-out Mideast war, Vance says

That’s because, if things go south, we’ll just declare “victory” and quit.

And in the prominent right-hand column of the front page, the Post has this chilling headline: “Trump eyes voting control” “Activists Pitch Emergency Order”

Eight months out from the mid-terms, they are telling us there’s an emergency that justifies an unconstitutional take-over of the elections. Or, to put it another way, they are telling us they are going to try to steal the mid-terms.

Someone should tell the fox that he doesn’t have to pretend to be investigating what happened in the henhouse.